Game 1, Season 2: Origins

Quotes from the first game of the 2011-2012 school year, on September 23.

GMJulia: "Well, that'd be kind of appropriate, wouldn't it? 'I'm a stripper, but my costume's not here.' "

Freda: "Is that an actual fake mustache?" Luther (ooc): "What? No, it's a fake fake mustache."

Lumiere: "I would like to take her outside and kill her." Isabel (ooc): "Was that in character?" Lumiere (ooc): "Yes!"

GMKiersten: "Baasch comes over and says 'Not my problem' and hoists her over his shoulder." Gregory (ooc): "Is that all he can say in English?" GMKiersten: "No, it's just what he likes to say in English."

Luther (ooc): "Paradox! That's my path! I knew I forgot it!" Jeff (ooc): "Your ultimate goal is to travel back in time and kill your parents?"

Luther (ooc): "Did I do something wrong?" Jeff (ooc): "No, she just questioned my humanity."

Luther (ooc): "So I'm faffing about and I find a dead guy, and I'm like 'Does he have any blood left in him- oh crap he just woke up!' ... 'Stupid Malkavians, leaving their children everywhere!' "

Luther (ooc): "Do I have to make a roll to not find a pulse?"

GMKiersten (Roxanne): "I don't know, I've spent a lot of the day being called the Whore of Babylon."

GM Liz: “Cursed” means “the bulldozer of life is inching towards you.”

Jeff OOC: I think one of my organs is missing. Oh My God I have my whole backstory!

(Luther says he travels the Path of Paradox) Jeff the Vampire: You travel back in time and kill your parents? That’s your goal?

Jeff the Vampire: There’s a hole in me! A hole in me! There is a hole. It is in me! Luther: Stop screaming, it won’t make the hole go away!

Luther: Someone made you a vampire. They did a crap job of it, for which I am sorry on their behalf... if I could I would certainly beat the crap out of them...

(Jeff sees Luther move as he uses Chimestry) Jeff the Vampire: That’s his power? I don’t get it. Luther: I can kill you with my brain.