Game five quotes: Poker Night

Quotes from the fifth game, on December 10

"Out-of-character napkin spying"

GMKitty: "Anyone from this corner of the room, meaning Atser and Wake?" Wake (ooc): "Who are totally not sitting like this." Atser (ooc): "Mine!" GMKitty: "She's not dead enough for you."

Erin: "Then you've seen slides of my brain!"

(Ellie opens the door and throws a snowball at Kitty) GMKitty: "Was that in-character?"

Wake (ooc): "Mihai doesn't burn people, just the Batman." GMKitty: "That's perfect logic." Wake (ooc): "I'm a Malk, of course it's perfect logic."

Luther (ooc?): "Plot, schmot, I wanna sing!"

GMKitty: "We are gathered here today to commit a slight atrocity. Is everyone ready to make your corruption rolls?"

Hinata: "Shut up, Daisuke!" Erin: 0.o

"Gangrel five!"

Atser (ooc): "Is it a good enough excuse to rip off his ear? Because Jonathan really wanted that." Elena (ooc): "Jonathan wanted his ear?"

GMKitty: "Are you just going to suck the lemonade out of the package? Alexis (ooc): "It's like a blood bag!"

GMKitty: "Which is odd, because you didn't realize coats have ears, but apparently this one does."

GMKitty: "Oh, I'm sorry, I keep getting hagfish and lamprey mixed up."

GMKitty (maybe Brendon?): "Steve's like a puppy, only marginally less likely to pee on the carpet."

(A chorus of "If You Were Gay" starts up) Erin (ooc, after the first line): "And if you're not, just wait a second and I'll fix that!"

"He means well, he's just made of fail."

Erin (ooc, after game): "Maybe if I just keep still, he won't eat me? Maybe diablerists are like velociraptors?"

Wake (drinking from the blood bar): "Mmm. Tastes like adultery."